Hedir Review : black humor

Random · Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:45 pm Post subject: black humor

I was catching black humor quotations while surfing.
Hope you`d like it.
Enjoy!

The most common form of marriage proposal:
"YOU'RE WHAT!?"

Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.

I'm not in denial I’m just selective about the reality I choose to accept

"Veni Vidi Exii - I came, I saw, I Left!"

If we're alone in the universe, it's an awful waste of space.

If you love someone set them free! If they don't come back hunt them down and kill them.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Nobody's perfect... well, there was this guy, but we killed him.

Much can be accomplished with a smile. More can be accomplished with a smile and a gun.

The game of life has three rules:
1.You can't win.
2.You can't break even.
3.You can't get out of the game.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.

Hey, wasn't the Bible written by the same people who said the world was flat?

Hedir Developer · Joined: 18 Jan 2006 Posts: 451 16369 Hedir Points

Hi,
let me join you Laughing

I was born intelligent, but education ruined me.

for frustrated lovers:
The best part of the keyboard is U & I are together which is not always there in life......

for married persons :
Wise men never marry, when they do they become otherwise.

regards,
Josh

richbaker · Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 3 210 Hedir Points

Ohhhhhhhh that was cold bloooooodded!!

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